Friday, 13 November 2015
An Honest Indian Neighbour: Random Conversation
All right! It has
been over a month since I last posted anything here. Never mind. Nobody visits it anyway! But, hey, guess what? Yeah,
yeah! You have guessed it right! This ‘guess what’ thingy has gotten old!
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| Honest Reaction! |
Anyways, I
desperately wanted to write a post on this title long ago. But considering my
gifts of laziness and procrastination, I could not try my hands on it. But the
time has FINALLY come when I will be doing it. Hihahahaha! *evil grin*
So, here is an ‘honest’
conversation between a random guy (RG) and his neighbour
(N):
RG:
It is a great weather . Let's go outside.
N: Arey beta! Kaise ho?
Zinda
bhi ho, jaanke acha laga. Aaj tumhari lunga. Hihahaha!
RG: Namaste
uncle! Me acha tha jab tak aapne awaaz nhi di
thi.
Acha hun uncle. Aap bataiye? Aaj mausam acha he na?
N: Acha try kara
topic control karne ka. But rishte me hum tumhare neighbour lagte he.
Me acha hun. Chalo ab maze liye jayen tumahre. Aur
kya kar rahe ho aajkal?
RG:
Bohot
sahi! Yahi question bacha tha poochne ko! Engineering
kar raha hun uncle. Khatam hone wali he.
N: Oh! Mujhe
laga kuch meaningful kar rahe hoge.hihihi.
Oh!
Acha he, acha he! Placement huya? Lagta to nhi he.
RG:
Dukhti
rag pakad li he. Ungli do to haath pakadne wale log he ye! Ji
uncle. Bus chal raha he. Hehe!
N: Sach sach bol
do. Hume bhi maze lene do.
Acha
he beta, try karte raho. Aur future me kya socha he karne ka? Sirf naukri?
Higher studies nhi karoge? Ye daala
jaal. Ab fasega murga!
RG:
Kis
muhrat me bahar aane ka socha tha aaj! Ye to kapde utar rahe he.
Abhi filhal sirf job ka socha he uncle. Higher studies ka baad me dekhunga. Hihi! Nikal le beta jaldi. Koi to awaaz de do
andar se. Koi to bula lo.
N: Sahi he, sahi he. Tumse kuch na
ho payega. Samajh gye he.
Waise
job wagera me pareshani aaye to batana. Mere ek friend he. Pass ke gaun me
factory daali he. Production ka kaam rahega. 10000 mil jayenge. Shuruaat ke
liye theek he. Uske upar
tumhari aukaad nhi he. Hehe.
RG:
Yahi
mauka he nikalne ka.
Ji
uncle! Zaroor. Thank you. Acha me chalta hun. Coaching jana he. Bhag lo.
N:
Coaching!
Ghar me ghuse rehne ki coaching. Hehe. Ok beta.
Ese milte rehna. Hume dete
rehna.
