Thursday, 6 March 2014

5 REASONS WHY YOU ARE STILL SINGLE?

Thursday, March 06, 2014 By , , , 34 comments




Everybody, now and then, wants somebody to love them, pamper them and what not? Imagination and desires have NO limits, I tell you! But, often (read it: more than often) we end up getting disappointed on that note. Of course, there must be a reason, which many of us must have pondered for a while and then didn’t pay attention to, as it seemed a little too silly as per our standards, isn’t it? Ah! Tell me more.

So, here I’m telling you, 5 reasons why you are still single. No, ain’t an astrologer!

1.    YOU ARE ‘BAAL-BRAMHACHARI’
Well, ‘BAAL-BRAMHACHARI’ is a Hindi word (I guess). If not, then, as the 2nd best guess regarding its origin, will be Sanskrit! Whatever.
The meaning of it is that you have taken an oath (in serious terms and not like those New Year’s resolutions) that you wouldn’t be talking or doing anything, whatsoever with any female throughout your life.
Yeah, I wonder the same, how do they (Baal-Bramhacharis) do it! As, people find it hard even not to stare at a photograph of Pamela Anderson. The rest is censored. Sorry.


2.    YOU ARE LIKE RAJESH KOOTHRAPPALI
Rajesh is a famous character from The Big Bang Theory, who finds it hard to talk to women UNTIL he consumes a little alcohol.
Here, I have not raised questions over your potential to talk to women at all. But, the point is that, you were not much of a smooth talker (perhaps) till now. And, this thing has clearly reflected on your relationship status.
So, go on, work on that thing a little and I’m pretty sure that you wouldn’t be reading an article like this on any site in the upcoming times. Good luck.


3.    YOU HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE
Quite often, people who suffer from an unexpected break-up, tend to create a wall around them that restricts other people (only a few) to show their affection and love.
So, if you are that person who once had great hopes from that ‘ONE’ person and they disappointed you terribly, then, stop being a crying-baby and move on.
Open up a little, go on a date and enjoy life, that’s it. And, in the end, you would be happy, trust me, In fact, so much happy that you would even forget to say ‘Thank you’ to me for writing this article up. I’m just being a dog. You are happy, that’s all, is enough.


4.    YOU WERE A DOUCHEBAG
Well, it is very harsh to greet a visitor to your blog as ‘Douchebag’, but the truth is the truth. By the way, this point is specifically for boys, and I will get straight to the point. If you wouldn’t respect girls, then you sure gonna stay single until you are married (that too arranged).
So, decide. You are grown up!


5.    YOU HAVEN’T YET TRIED
There is a famous saying, ‘If you don’t go after what you want; you could spend your entire life settling for what you can get’. So, go on, tell the queen of your dreams or the king of your palace, how much you love them. They might reject you, BUT what if they were just waiting for you to approach them first? Think!
So, with this, I hope, your relationship status on Facebook will finally change. All the best J

P.S: Do not call me for the kundalis and all.

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34 comments:

  1. Haha..these are quite innovative reasons.. :-D

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    1. Thank you Maniparna :)
      Glad to know that you found those as innovative!

      Keep visiting O:)

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  2. Creative!!!
    I wonder in which reason do you appropriately apply under (that is if u r single! R u?)

    Nice post
    entertaining definitely
    Thnx for making me laugh specially since I am going through "Board Exams" phase
    Btw I have been meaning to ask u that how much did you score on your physics exam after the kind of preparation u did (dont tell me if it was below 75- I will cry)

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    1. Forgot to mention GREAT QUOTE!!!

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    2. Overjoyed to know that you relished the post tremendously and had a laughter :)
      Keep laughing, it is free and works great for us!

      And, I'm single :P

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    3. Plus, I scored 80 on the Physics paper! :P
      All the best for your Board exams (Y)

      Keep visiting O:)

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    4. 80? Nyc!! I might get about a 70 and thats if I am lucky

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    5. Yeah. Final confirmation with a fully conscious mind, Yes, 80 in Physics. :)

      70 is good! All the best (Y)

      O:)

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    1. Thank you Akash :)

      Keep visiting O:)

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  4. OMG, you got 80 for physics paper (Still rolling eyes in disbelief..) :P
    I think there can be another reason for being single--- you can be single if you are busy blogging about being single rather then really you know-whatever! ;)
    anyways Nice post..:D :D :D
    News flash: Raj can now speak to girls without beer..:P

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    1. I think Varun fits best under this category :-D

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    2. I knew it, something like that would pop-out from your side Monica :P
      Plus, I did score that much, though I don't love physics like you! :X

      Ahaaannn... another reason for being single. I should have included it :D Thoda late ho gyi tu batane me :P
      And, thank you for the updates. I'm in season 3 of The Big Bang Theory. Recently got fond of it :P

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    3. Thinker (See, how strange that sounds as a person's name. That is why I asked your name in vain), really? :P

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    4. Oh ya really ;-)
      U only gave up trying to find it i told u my name is some where in the blog ;-)
      I will confirm if u get it right!!!

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    5. That was a very tedious job. I had no option but to leave it!
      Hopes are still alive though that you will reveal it :P
      Want me to come down to 'please' for that? :X
      If not the real name, then something that wouldn't sound this absurd, like 'Thinker'. You choose? :P

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    6. A plz wont get u the name! Anywayz Anything suits me!:-D
      Lets go by Aditi since that is what you first came up with!

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    7. Aye aye Aditi! :D Let's go by that name. :)

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  5. hahaha quite an experience I am seeing here ;) :D

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    1. Indeed, quite an experience of being single has been projected here, Alfiya :D

      Keep visiting O:)

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  6. It was a treat to read this! :D Wonderful!

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    1. Glad to throw a treat :D

      Keep visiting for more fun O:)

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  7. That was quite interesting!!
    However, the aim is not to change the FB status :)
    but to change the status of life.

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    1. Delighted to know that :)
      And, I agree with what you are saying. However, there was a little sarcasm in 'your FB status'

      Keep visiting O:)

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  8. This post made me laugh!!! :D
    Lovely reasons as to why one remains single :P
    I expected to read some drab advice post...but this was hilarious!!! ^_^

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    1. I'm delighted to know that the post made you laugh! :)
      Thank you!
      And, next time, there will be some more prudent reasons as well ;)
      Keep visiting Aniesha :)

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  9. cutieayesha025@ymail.com14 May 2014 at 23:21

    Hahaxzzz. .. I already knew d reasons but I don't think I'll be any time in my life not single. .being single suits mehh though...but a great reason is dat I don't find anyone dat much attractive .it's easy to be committed then be single.. I feel powerful... but im finding someone awesome who basically sings very gud n does good paintings n is offcourse intelligent..n can hear me sing... :p

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  10. Innovative reasons :P
    Made me smile, Varun :)

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    1. Tried my best to keep it new and real :)
      Ah! That is beautiful.

      Keep visiting O:)

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  11. Totally agreed wid d last point... All ur posts are nice...gr8 job man (y)

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    1. Thank you, Divyanshu :)
      Delighted :)

      Keep visiting O:)

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