Thursday, 1 May 2014

5 Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Girl

Thursday, May 01, 2014 By , , , 30 comments


One thing which is sure to happen, apart from rising of the sun and the death of a human, is a sudden fight with your girlfriend.


Many of us have faced this situation at least once in our lives. One moment you are having a conversation and the other moment you say something that totally changes the scenario. You don’t realize but it just happens at the blink of an eye. And by the time you notice that something has gone wrong, the die has been cast; she is upset. You are doomed.

There are certain things (read: a lot of things) men should never say to their women. You are lucky to have come across this article which will save you from those conversational land mines while having a talk with your girl. Below are the lifesaver points:

“What’s up with your hair?”
“What did you say?” (In Arnab Goswami voice)
Are you crazy to point out this thing? Alright, her hair is a little messy today, so what? You want to live on this planet, right? So, don’t bring it up. Just keep it to yourself. Remember, her hair is “just perfect” and “suits” her totally. For girls, hair isn’t just hair. (That’s all I know)

Yeah, she’s hot
Many a times, chances are she beguile you in with an innocent question, like, “Do you think she’s cute?” shrugging her shoulders like it wouldn't matter either way. But don’t be fooled; it’s a trap. You must lie quickly. Whether it’s a girl in a magazine, a waitress, a Facebook friend’s of friend or whoever, the answer is always NO. In fact, you win extra credits for casually finding fault in her the closer you look. Watch your girlfriend light up as you say, “Is it me, or is her nose a bit spooky?”

“My ex used to...”
While talking to your girlfriend, never ever bring up anything with ‘my ex’. You might face serious charges for this crime. There are a lot of things which belong to the category of ‘inside thoughts’, this is one of them.

“I love you”
Until and unless you are totally sure and confident that you love your girl, don’t utter those three “magical” words. Reason being, girls can actually tell whether somebody is genuinely saying it or not. So, keep up the magical words with yourself Mr. Potter until you are totally sure about it. This will save you from getting slapped in the middle of a public place.

“Are you really going to eat all that?”
Alright big boy! Enough said. One more word and you would be down on the ground in pain trying to figure out the point of impact. Remember, your girl is light as a feather and she can eat whatever and how much she wants. No questions shall be raised. 


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30 comments:

  1. I guess I should call it apt.

    But its rather subjective.

    people differ, in more ways that people can imagine.

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    1. I agree. Reason being, such posts are biased to writer's own experience. Thus, including the personality trait of everybody in one single post is not that pragmatic.

      Keep visiting :)

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  2. Aha! AND, when it comes to what you hear from her, if you ever hear "Nothing" then be sure that the sky has fallen :)

    Good one Varun

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    1. Rightly pointed, Suresh! :D That goes as well.
      Thank you :)

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  3. Quite cool pointers on what not to say to a girl. It's so true:)

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    1. Glad to know you liked the points :)

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  4. "In Arnab Goswami voice" !! ROFL, that cracked me up!

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    1. Hahaha! Delighted to know that, Sreesha! :)

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    1. Then, the mission is accomplished :D

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  6. So very true!!!
    You should open up some 'relationship' classes :-P

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    1. Hahaha! Who would come to that class? Everybody is a 'rockstar' on that issue, I feel. :P

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    2. Still, I think it would make a good business for you... :-P

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    3. Haha! :D Alright! :P Point noted.

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  7. Nice and funny post...but I hope its just satirical one. I don't think its all true. But one think every boy must do for their girl that they should compliment them and pamper.

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    1. It was written for pun sake. Thus, not entirely everything here is true. However, I wouldn't say that all those points wouldn't fit on a single girl. :P
      Yeah, compliments are one among lifesaver things! :P

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  8. Hehe...Lol. Totally agree with you on all points. :D We girls are real tricky :) Lovely post Varun \m/

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    1. Thank you Bushra :)
      Glad to receive a vote in favor :D

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  9. haha! this is funny. But truth be told, like it always happens, this is super generalized. and so not true for every girl. I am not just saying it, I actually mean it. :) Of course, people get jealous when someone praises someone else of their gender, but that's the thing with most guys as well, imo.

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    1. I wouldn't disagree to that, Srishty! Every point in this post can't be applied to one girl. :)
      And, no doubt, boys get jealous as well. Hell jealous :D

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  10. Simply prfct.... :).... nthng else 2 say.... u r a ★

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    1. Thank you :) Glad to know that you liked it! :)

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  11. Haha, it's amazing! Your all blog is awesome! Keep writing like that! :)

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    1. Thank you, Justyna :)
      Glad to know you enjoyed a visit here!

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    1. Ah! Halelujah! :)
      Thank you for reading!

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  13. Enjoyed this post! :D
    Well researched :P

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    1. Haha! Delighted to know that. :)
      Yeah, it definitely took some time :P

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  14. LOL Out of these I agree totally not to count your girl's calorie intake, and never mention about her weight. If raise a question on her diet, she may end up eating you :P
    And yes we somewhere sense lies and truths so 'I love you' can be really dangerous if somebody doesn't mean it! :))
    Like the post! :))

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    1. That wouldn't be less than a nightmare of being eaten by your own girlfriend :D
      Ah! I see ;)
      Glad you liked it.

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